Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Randomize
