do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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