i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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