i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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