Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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