My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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