I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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