god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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