I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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