her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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