do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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