she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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