I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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