but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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