yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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