apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I love how my cats smell like pot.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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