Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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