i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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