Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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