Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
How naked do you want me to be?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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