Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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