Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Girls should come with a carfax report
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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