New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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