i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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