Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
how do flat chested girls get laid?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Randomize
