I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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