Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Pooping to opera.
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