He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
