I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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