More tranny stories later!
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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