cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
accomplished twins. life is a go
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
the day after is always just damage control
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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