He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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