I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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