have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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