the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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