Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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