don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
did you just send me my own nude
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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