Apparently you make a good broom.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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