After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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