had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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