Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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