at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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