They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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