I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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