May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
COCAINE IS GR8
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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