Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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