Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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