super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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