What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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