So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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