That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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