Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
