You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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