Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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