I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize
